Almost 400 years ago, a fellow named Descartes came up with the slogan "Cogit, Ergo Sum", or "I think, therefore I am."
It remains quite popular in philosophical circles (presuming those exist), but we here at Porch Sitting Supply feel attacked. For porch sitters, the ramifications of this statement are existential. When we're thinking about nothing, are we nothing?
We tend to avoid things that make our brains hurt, so we came up with our own motto: "Sedeo, Ergo Sum Commodus", or "I sit, therefore I am comfortable."
If you need to justify that Classics / Philosophy double major or make like you had one, just point to your back.
Midweight classic fit hoodie made from 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors)
